Dean Morris Cards
An Apple A Day Is Very Satisfying When Thrown at Stupid People Greeting Card
$5.95
Never got the memo about the saying “an apple a day” being an outdated cliché?
Let someone know with the An Apple A Day Greeting Card!
This card, with its perfect combination of humor and cautionary advice, is sure to get that special someone to think twice before they act "stupid" again!
With its unique design featuring an apple and punny puns, it'll be sure to put a smile on their face - and maybe some apples in their diet!
Details:
- 7″ x 5″
- Packed in a cellobag with envelope
- Printed and Manufactured in the UK
- Blank inside
By: Dean Morris Cards
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