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Archie McPhee

Artist Facial Hair Mustache | Costume

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DON'T STARE DEAR, HE'S PROBABLY AN ARTIST

This Artist Facial Hair takes you from average schmoe to accomplished artist without having to have a single original idea or even learning how to paint. No one will doubt your status as a living master as you move through high society art openings, art school or just tagging the side of a building. And if you are an artist, you'll find that people will pay way more if they see you in this facial hair. Each piece in the set is made of lifelike synthetic hair with adhesive backing.

  • Synthetic hair mustache with adhesive backing
  • Fits most adult faces
  • Makes you look all arty
  • Can get you 10% more for your paintings

By Archie McPhee

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