Do You Not See The Coaster? Or Have You Actually Never Loved Me? Screen-Printed Kitchen Towel | 28" x 21"


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Do you not see the coaster? Do you hate my coffee table? Do you hate me? Well, maybe me and my coffee table will go get married and leave you out of it, man.

Give the perfect passive-aggressive gift to someone who just leaves drips and condensation wherever they go. Or hang this in your own home as a warning. A warning to all!

  • Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
  • 28"h x 21"w
  • Screen-Printed Funny Snarky Multicolored Floral Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Kitchen Hand Towel

Towel unfolds to show a pretty all-over pattern.

By BlueQ


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