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Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Dorothy Parker Refrigerator Magnet and Finger Puppet Mini Doll

$8.95

$7.00

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Quantity

Only 2 left

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What fresh hell is this? It's a Dorothy Parker finger puppet! On your finger, she's a puppet; on your fridge, she's a magnet; on three martinis, she's under the host!  She will certainly put a smile on your face whenever you feel like opening your fridge and getting your favorite snacks!

Approx. 4" tall.

Suitable for adults, recommended for ages 5+

Each puppet comes with a biographical tag.

See all our funny refrigerator magnets here

By The Unemployed Philosopher's Guild


 

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For US orders under $50, our shipping fees for standard shipping range from $3.99 to $12.99, based on weight.

Items ship in 1-4 business days and most US orders arrive 4-10 business days. One exception is print on demand items, which list the expected production time on the product detail page.

Priority (US) shipping is available at checkout.

We ship to most countries (but not the UK), although VAT or other duties may need to be paid by the customer at pickup for international orders.

Returns

We accept returns within 30 days of purchase for items in original condition.

Shipping costs are not refundable, and buyer pays return shipping. Unless of course it was our fault! We're nice, just let us know.

Defective item or item arrived broken? Let us help! Send us a pic to get started.

Email help@getbullish.com or use the Contact form on https://help.getbullish.com/ to initiate the returns process.

We accept returns within 30 days of purchase for items in original condition. Shipping costs are not refundable, and buyer pays return shipping (unless, of course, we are at fault!)

For defective or broken items, send us a photo and we'll provide a replacement or refund as appropriate.

Email returns@getbullish.com to initiate the returns process.

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