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I'd Like A Dirty Martini Please Greeting Card | Masculine Card, Blank Inside

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Listen to this Mid-Century Modern man and grab yourself a martini as a balm against a harsh world.

Card reads:

"Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart." - Dostoevsky

"I'd like a dirty martini please." - Anonymous

Details: 

  • Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
  • INSIDE: Blank
  • PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
  • PRINTING: 4 Color Offset
  • ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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