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I Normally Give Zero Fucks But I Give All the Fucks About Clean Hands Hand Sanitizer | 62% Alcohol Antibacterial

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Send a passive-aggressive public health message with every squirt.

Bottles read: 
Because Some of You Bitches Don't Wash Your Motherfucking Hands Right 
I Normally Give Zero Fucks But I Give All the Fucks About Clean Hands
Because Y'All Are a Bunch of Coughing, Nose Picking, Butt Touchers

Details:

  • 2 oz. / 29 ml.
  • 62% alcohol
  • A GetBullish exclusive
  • 3 different wording styles available, sold individually
  • Automatic bulk discount, no code needed

Cannot be shipped internationally

A GetBullish Exclusive!


 

 

 

Travel Safe With This Mini Hand Sanitizer Bottle 

Now more than ever we realize how important it is to stay safe and keep our hands clean.  When traveling or going out it can be even more tough to avoid harmful germs or bacteria, which is why it is such always good to have a travel size bottle of sanitizer that fits easily into any bag or pouch.  Stay safe and stay clean and have a little fun while you're at it with this funny novelty bottle of hand sanitizer.

Hand Sanitizer Vs. Soap:  Do I Need Both?

Wash your hand as frequently as you can!  Using soap and warm water is the most effective way to clean your hands.  When you lather soap between your hands, it helps remove impurities that you then wash off with water.

When you do not have soap available, an alcohol based hand sanitizer may be used as a convenient alternative.  The high alcohol content makes it evaporate quickly, removing the need to rinse off your hands with warm water or dry them after. Having a small bottle of sanitizer on you when you go out is a smart and proactive way to stay clean.

Does Hand Sanitizer Really Work?

Alcohol based hand sanitizer is effective in killing most bacteria and viruses.  While doctors don't recommend solely relying on hand sanitizer to clean your hands, hand sanitizer can certainly be a convenient alternative when on-the-go.

Shipping

We offer free US shipping for orders (to a single address) over $50.

For US orders under $50, our shipping fees for standard shipping range from $3.99 to $12.99, based on weight.

Items ship in 1-4 business days and most US orders arrive 4-10 business days. One exception is print on demand items, which list the expected production time on the product detail page.

Priority (US) shipping is available at checkout.

We ship to most countries (but not the UK), although VAT or other duties may need to be paid by the customer at pickup for international orders.

Returns

We accept returns within 30 days of purchase for items in original condition.

Shipping costs are not refundable, and buyer pays return shipping. Unless of course it was our fault! We're nice, just let us know.

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