Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Monty Python Dish Towel | Kitchen Tea Hand Dish Cloth Towel | 17.25" x 25.5"


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This dish towel use only the finest Monty Python quotes, lovingly printed with dozens of iconic illustrations–Arthur (King of the Britons), Harold (a clever sheep), delicate terms for a parrot (deceased), and images approved by the Ministry of Silly Walks. 

Spice up your kitchen with this Monty Python dish towel! 🤣 Perfect for cleaning up messes and adding a touch of humor to your daily tasks, this towel measures 17.25" x 25.5" and will be your new favorite kitchen companion.

  • 17.25" x 25.5"
  • 100% Cotton

By Unemployed Philosophers Guild


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