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Dean Morris Cards

Newsflash! You're Old As F*** Greeting Card | Celebration Card | 7″ x 5″

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Newsflash! You're old as fuck

Get ready to break some bad news with our "Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck" greeting card 😂 Features a 1960s picture of a news reader at in the studio at a desk. Above him is the the unwelcome message that you're aging precipitously and everybody can see it.

Perfect for birthdays, retirements, and any other milestone occasion. 🎉

Details:

  • 7″ x 5″
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside

By Dean Morris Cards

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