Sleazy Greetings

No Drugs No Jail Time Funny Greeting Card | 5" x 7"


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Make him laugh with this funny card perfect as a gift from the son, or daughter.

  • Card reads: No Teen Pregnancy, No Jail Time , No Drugs, You're Welcome
  • Inside left blank for your personal message
  • Card folds to 5 inches by 7 inches
  • Includes a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
  • Designed, printed, and illustrated in the USA on paper matte stock
  • Crafted from thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
  • A7 size (5" x 7")

By Sleazy Greetings


We offer free US shipping for orders (to a single address) over $50.

For US orders under $50, our shipping fees for standard shipping range from $3.99 to $12.99, based on weight.

Items ship in 1-4 business days and most US orders arrive 4-10 business days. One exception is print on demand items, which list the expected production time on the product detail page.

Priority (US) shipping is available at checkout.

We ship to most countries (but not the UK), although VAT or other duties may need to be paid by the customer at pickup for international orders.


We accept returns within 30 days of purchase for items in original condition.

Shipping costs are not refundable, and buyer pays return shipping. Unless of course it was our fault! We're nice, just let us know.

Defective item or item arrived broken? Let us help! Send us a pic to get started.

Email help@getbullish.com or use the Contact form on https://help.getbullish.com/ to initiate the returns process.


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