Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Set of 2 Main Squeeze / Get Me Dirty Sponges



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This handy sponge duo (Main squeeze / Get me dirty) means you can have one in the kitchen, then grab another and head for the bath.

These sponge sets inspire you to keep things steamy. Have one on hand for quick clean-ups, wiping delicate stemware, or buffing intricate fixtures.

Chamois-scrubby Dirty Mind sponges are made with a soft side and a rough side (aren’t we all?) They’ll have you in and out of the kitchen as quickly… or as slowly… as you desire.

4" x 2.25" x 1.25"

By Unemployed Philosophers Guild

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