Dean Morris Cards

Sit On My Face And Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Valentines Greeting Card | 7″ x 5″


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'Sit on my face and glaze me like a doughnut' is not your usual sort of line for a Valentine's Day card, but if it works for you, go for it.

Make your Valentine's Day extra cheeky with this Sit On My Face And Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Greeting Card! Guaranteed to make your partner giggle 😂

This card is the perfect way to show your love in a fun and flirty way. Say goodbye to boring cards and hello to a good laugh!


  • 7″ x 5″
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside

By Dean Morris Cards


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