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Sleazy Greetings

The Worst Card Ever Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card | 5" x 7"

$5.95

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This is likely the worst, most offensive card ever to be created. It's perfect as it is horrible.

This card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation with a lot sarcasm for your friend, family member, or significant other.

Whether it's for a friend, husband or sibling, this funny and sarcastic card is sure to bring a smile to their face on their special day.

  • Witty text on the front
  • Inside left blank for your personal message
  • Includes a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
  • Printed in Colorado, USA on paper matte stock
  • Crafted from high-quality card stock and matte finish
  • A7 size (5" x 7")

By Sleazy Greetings

Shipping

We offer free US shipping for orders (to a single address) over $50.

For US orders under $50, our shipping fees for standard shipping range from $3.99 to $12.99, based on weight.

Items ship in 1-4 business days and most US orders arrive 4-10 business days. One exception is print on demand items, which list the expected production time on the product detail page.

Priority (US) shipping is available at checkout.

We ship to most countries (but not the UK), although VAT or other duties may need to be paid by the customer at pickup for international orders.

Returns

We accept returns within 30 days of purchase for items in original condition.

Shipping costs are not refundable, and buyer pays return shipping. Unless of course it was our fault! We're nice, just let us know.

Defective item or item arrived broken? Let us help! Send us a pic to get started.

Email help@getbullish.com or use the Contact form on https://help.getbullish.com/ to initiate the returns process.

We accept returns within 30 days of purchase for items in original condition. Shipping costs are not refundable, and buyer pays return shipping (unless, of course, we are at fault!)

For defective or broken items, send us a photo and we'll provide a replacement or refund as appropriate.

Email returns@getbullish.com to initiate the returns process.

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